Thursday, July 27, 2006

Things that Annoy Me

In no particular order...

1) Poor public transportation etiquette.
2) People who wipe their boogers on the bathroom walls
3) Wax museums...poor Shiloh!

4) People who talk, check their blackberry, or do other obnoxious things in the movie theatre
5) Loud talkers and slow walkers
6) Hollywood's annorexidemic. Will someone please tell dear Keira to eat a piece of pizza??

7) Two people who both are talking on their cell phones while dining together
8) Paris Hilton
9) You know those moving sidewalks? I hate it when people stand side-by-side blocking those of us who want to walk down the sidewalk.
10) Stockings and open toed shoes at the same time. It just grosses me out. I don't know why.
11) Along those same lines, toe overhang. Its amazing how many celebrities walk around with their toes hanging out beyond their shoes. You can't see it so well here, but trust me, it's ugly (though I love Gwen!) I guess that's what happened when you get all your shoes for free from Manolo and Jimmy and such.

12) Undercooked, soggy, french fries
13) Poor elevator etiquette.
14) Dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk.
15) The people who keep pissing, vomiting and other things in my alley at night.

That should do for now.

Wow, I feel better.


ann & dabney said...

don't get me started about toe hang. it is number one on my list of all-time irritants. it freaks me out worse that third nipples.

what i don't understand is that wearing smaller shoes just makes your feet look BIGGER, not smaller. women who fear big feet, take note.

ann & dabney said...

sorry, that was me that left that comment. ann cares about toe hang just enough to point it out to me.

- dab

haji-o-matic said...

Oh...thats YOUR alley?? Sorry...I'll get drunk somewhere else from now on....

Jouff said...

oh terra, please post more... i read this. betchya never thought that....

Terra said...

Punjeff! You are right, I am sorry! I am so glad you are reading. I will get my ass posting more often... promise!!