I had looked high and low.
Searched everywhere I could think of.
The typical places where things like this are found.
But for the past few months, just no luck.
I was about to staple MIA signs to the telephone polls in my neighborhood that look something like this:
Let there be celebrations in the streets!
Raise your glasses!
Kiss your neighbor!
Visit Hot Bartenders!
Duct tape your husband and friends to a bed!
It has been found. This calls for a party.
I'll bring the vodka if you bring the tape.