2) I don't get some of the things people are confessing to. Yes, of course I would expect the "I screwed my wife's sister" or "I have impure thoughts about my cousin" type posts, but some things really are quite bizarre:
Exhibit A- I used to think Kentucky was cool. Now I'm not so sure. (#127732750)
Exhibit B- my cat loves to sit on papers. newspapers, magazines. right now he is sitting on a term paper from some stupid class. i want to know what's so great about it... if i shove a wad of paper towels under my ass will i suddenly feel complete? (#593803184)
Exhibit C- I felt like crying at a Disney bird show. It was pretty emotional, especially when the endangered bald eagle came out. I'm a man. (#687766254)
Exhibit D- i told everyone that I voted, but i actually didn't (#334577036)
And apparently, for some reason I can't quite comprehend, lots of men like to pee in the sink (525704697 , 684071685 , 34670287, 267922058, 405670063, 25325637, 462825897, 571001439 , 706157405, 841438440 , 244068170...etc. etc. etc.)
3) Finally, I don't get why I can't seem to navigate away from this site. Apparently I am not alone, the site has been so popular they even published a book called Stoned, Naked, and Looking in My Neighbor's Window
OK. I've made my point. And I've officially spent way to long on this topic.
2 comments:
Okay...I just got a total laugh from the "pissing in the sink" portion of your blog. Who are these guys?? The sad part is that someone in my life is probably a "sink pisser" and I don't even know it. Isn't life grand?
Hmmm. First, you best confront the sink-pisser immediately and find out what the hell is going on. Afterwards please report back so the rest of us can recognize the tell-tale symptoms of the sink-pissers amongst us. Terra.
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