Thursday, February 16, 2006

Cheeky Indeed

I first learned about olympic speed skating when I was living in Holland. It's a pretty big deal over there. No, that is an understatement. It is one of the country's most popular sports and the major players are revered as demi-gods. During the last winter olympics I was dating a dutchman who knew all about the sport, and we spent what seemed like hours in front of my TV watching the matches. At first I thought it was boring and difficult to follow, mostly because I couldn't really follow the rapid fire commentary in Dutch (and he was often too engrossed to take the time to translate). But then, quite suddenly, I quickly learned to appreciate the sport...

And it's easy to see why:


Meet Dutch speed skater Dennis Kalker

And let me present to youDutch speed skater Erik Jan Spijkerman


And finally wouldn't you like to get to know Dutch speed skating olympic champion Gerard van Velde?

So, I ask you... what's not to like about this great sport? But NOW, I have to tell you about my new skater crush: Mr. Joey Cheek. Sadly, US speed skaters don't seem to have the same penchant for posing in the buff like our Dutch friends (maybe we should send a formal request or something).

How adorable is this guy? He just won a gold medal for the US in 500M:

And not only is he cute, but he is a good samaritan. He is going to donate the $25,000 awarded to him by the U.S. Olympic Committee for winning the gold medal to children in African refugee camps so they might have a chance to play sports. Wow! Wait a second, did you know that medal winners were awarded cash from the USOC? I didn't. That's just the beginning of his philanthropic effort though, he said he will ask his sponsors -- Nike and Oakley -- and "all of the Olympic sponsors that give hundreds of millions of dollars" to match his donation. And, if he wins the 1,000 meters coming up on Saturday, he said he will donate that $25,000 as well.

Anyway... the good news is it looks like he has a crush on ME too! Look! Look! Look at this article. I am just sure the flowers will be arriving any day now. Yippiieeee!

Sadly, however, based on what his mom thinks her son will tackle next, I doubt we'll be seeing shots of Cheek's cheeks anytime soon (ugh, sorry couldn't resist that one). Ah. well. We still have the Dutch... like Ralf van der Rijst...

1 comment:

haji-o-matic said...

Sorta makes me want to write a revisionist "Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates".
HEY...DON'T post pics of the US mens Curling team nude.
I want to keep my lunch...