Damn you and your movie Rob Schneider

Under normal circumstances you would never catch me at a Rob Schneider film. I don't mean to be snobby, and I like a good laugh as much as the next person, but his genre of crass doesn't interest me much. But dammit. He has made a film showcasing the many beautiful sites of Amsterdam, and I just may be foolish enough to go see this film for this sole purpose.


Although why the movie poster shows him in Italy, I have no idea. A review I read today lambastes the the film from title to credits, but then says...

Shot on location in the Netherlands, this film is a visual delight.

A visual delight! How can I say no to that?! So the REAL question is: Amsterdam, how much do I love you? Do I love you enough to sit through a scene where a poor deformed "Russian girl with a phallic nose penetrates a woman with a hole in her throat"?

Yes. Yes, I believe I do. Dammit.